Dear Hipster (a short letter)
Dear Hipster: You look redic. Seriously… Get over yourselves. The faux glasses?! stupid. The skinny jeans?! unacceptable. BOWTIES!? Maybe if you’re a professor. Beanies/ Skully in the summer?! gross & sweaty. I want to punch you in the nose. And your “Alternative” music all sounds the same. Sincerely Disgusted By This Trend, Hey Waitress!! PS. You should also know that even the EMO kids think you look stupid.